And you thought your group chat could cause drama! Ah, but nothing—not the passive-aggressive bickering over brunch locations, not the suggestion that maybe the latest “White Lotus” season really is the funniest one yet—could spark the same sort of commotion as the leaked Trump administration group chat. Here's imagining what top-secret chats Silicon Valley might’ve traded in recent days (and a reminder: these aren't real): 1. Meta Platforms Considers Response to Tell-All Book (https://www.npr.org/2025/..) 2. Apple Discusses $1 Billion Streaming Loss (https://www.theinformatio..) #DANK MEMES